Bell on the door clanks, come on in,
Floyd observes my hairy chin.
Sit down in the chair don't be afraid,
Steamed hot towel on my face.
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I was shaved,
I was shaved,
I was shaved.
.
Barney ties me to the chair,
I can't see, I'm really scared.
Floyd breathes hard I hear a zip,
Pee Pee pressed against my lips.
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I was shaved,
I was shaved,
I was shaved.
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I sense others in the room,
Opey, Aunt Bea, I presume.
They take turns in cut me up,
I died smothered in Andy's butt.
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I was shaved,
I was shaved,
I was shaved.